one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

room with a moose

From the cartoon "Invader Zim".

A destination located at the end of a wormhole Zim created; his choice of where Dib and the other skool children should go. This choice won out over a world of pure itching and a world made entirely out of dookie.

Also the name of a choice "Invader Zim" fansite, at the dot.com of the same name.

"I found the script for 'Mopiness of Doom' over at Romm with a Moose. It's a sweet little story, actually. too bad we'll never see it."

by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003

a room with a moose

What lies at the end of a wormhole

Zim: You see,at the end of this wormhole lies...A ROOM...WITH A MOOSE!

by 0niTTRay December 31, 2003

lovechild of a moose

n. a person who is of questionable birth and either extremely hairy or extremely ugly. Refers to the fact that some people look like they were fathered by a large hairy beast.

Bob looks like the lovechild of a moose.
"You lovechild of a moose! Shave your neck!"

by Sarah A H May 27, 2005

Fuck A Moose

Used as an exclamation!

Instead of
"Oh crap I forgot to feed my grandma"
It would be
"Aww fuck a moose! I forgot to feed my grandma!"

This term can also be found in Pretty Little Liars books

by nothankyoumakeitgoaway February 4, 2009

shampoo a moose

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

by the_trapper August 15, 2006