dirty devan

taking the elevator to the highest floor, having sex while the female is experiencing symptoms of a mild yeast infection that is agitated by unbreathable yoga pants.

"Yo man, tried to catch the elevator last night, smelled like someone was baking bread."

"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?

by yeastnelevator October 5, 2011

Devan Mortenson

A Fuckin QUiter

ANy sport

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Devan's cock

The smallest penis know to man. You'd need some mighty fine equipment to see that small thing

Wow that guy had like no dick. He must have a Devan's Cock

by Zombieboi24 October 18, 2016

Devan Morgan

The sexiest, most amazing motherfucker around. He tackles pussy by the pound and has been known to give girls orgasms, much like sex toys and airplanes

Man that Devan Morgan is a fly ass brotha

by kurtbeans45 November 5, 2014

devan michael ellis

Tall with hazel eyes and brown hair. He is The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Literally! He's cute and sexy and funny and romantic. He's like a giant teddy bear. All you want to do is hug him and never let go. You always feel protected when your with him. It's like he's your shield. Your shield of love. He's the best thing that's ever happened to you. You'll always love him. He could be described as a sexual fantasy. That's how good his sex is. He is fucking perfect.

Devan Michael Ellis

by Metalcoreskatrgirl November 26, 2013

Devan

A bad ass who never really try’s hard but always seems to get what they desire, and don’t give a fuck about what other people think about them. But people have a tendency to like and trust them.

Devan just got the promotion but everyone seemed more qualified then him for it.

by Big_Chungus_Thanos01 November 23, 2020

devan

known for jerking off on the phone and having a nice smile

“ you know devan jerked off on the phone with me? yea he did the same to me “

by kayla bitch February 9, 2021