cards on credit

the playing of card games with friends when you have no money.
hey does anyone want to play cards on credit ?
bill is always wanting to play cards on credit.
by Musch40 September 28, 2018
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Victim card

1) The dramatic portrayal of oneself as being disadvantaged by misfortune, in the pursuit of others pity and sympathy.

2) To portray another individual as the cause of misfortune, in order to appear victimized; to villainize someone
“That guy is playing the victim card by telling his sob story”

That person is using a victim card in her attempt to villainize all white people as racist”
by Quake2000 June 7, 2018
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Tard Card

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.
Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"
by Cody Humphrey February 20, 2009
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Obama card

Frank: I sure am hungry! I wish I could buy some food from the store, but unfortunately I'm out of money.
Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!
by mdlee52 September 2, 2013
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Race Card

Calling someone racist, even if they aren't, just to get away with something.
Jalen played the RACE CARD and all the charges were dropped.
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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report card

Tim: "Hey John, can I see your report card?"
John: "Hey Tim, before I answer that question, do you know a place where I can get any cheap neurotoxins?"
Tim: ".....Failed all your courses?"
John: "Yup."
by Hermin The Hobo April 7, 2012
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gift card

a) A brilliant invention of retailers whereby they can lock in advance sales without providing any goods or services, knowing that the gift card will force the recipient into their store who will most likely spend an additional amount above & beyond the card value, although the retailer ultimately hopes that the gift card will be lost or destroyed before said goods or services are redeemed.

b) A device whereby the giver can impose their will upon the receiver, but not necessarily provide the receiver with want they want.

c) A financial instrument providing income for 3rd parties, who purchase unneeded gift cards for 90 cents on the dollar and resell them for 95 cents on the dollar.

d) A foolish thing to send in the mail to a friend.
I'm giving gift cards so my friends can eat at restaurant "x" and see a movie at theater "y". I don't want to give cash and trust them to honor my request to go enjoy dinner and a movie at their favorite places.

I didn't realize that sending a gift card in the mail is even dumber than mailing cash. In fact, a gift card in an envelope is much easier for a thief to detect than cash. I guess that's why someone invented CHECKS many years ago, duh.
by MtBikeManiac January 5, 2014
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