a small bean (of course) who loves their fandoms way too much. will shower you with love and affection if given memes and chocolate. also loves to be themselves and will not hesitate to help another.
Person 1: Hey is that Beanie again?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 1: I don’t know if I should be excited or scared-
Person 2: Yep.
Person 1: I don’t know if I should be excited or scared-
by Seeeeese October 09, 2018

by Colin Willett January 07, 2008

A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.
Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!
by Mzero May 02, 2006

by ToasterStroodles June 02, 2016

by beanie1976 January 21, 2009

a tall blonde sexy girl, everyone wants to be her basically. people stop and stare as she walks on by, flicking her hair.
by Fanjo. March 22, 2008
