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drink suspension

A) The ability to hold one's drink during a party, in a car, or in a bar when the body is knocked about without spilling a drop.

B) The ability to hold one's self upright or together while conversing during complete inebriation; to keep balance during inebriation
A) "Did you see my drink suspension over those railroad tracks?!?! Not a drop, Baby!"

B) Guy A: "Check Matt out. Took too many Four Horsemen."

Guy B: "I know. He's totally lost his drink suspension. Oh! There he goes! TIMBER!"

Guy A: "Awww...Fell right into that pile John's dog just left! Should we help him?"

PAUSE

Guy B: "He'll figure it out..."
by The Green Skwurl May 28, 2009
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suspension

what happens to reatrds who do stupid things....if u get this ur not considered valuable to society....u r probably fucked for life...yup
yo that kid just got suspension
wow he is fucked for life...like no college for him man
by christs theman12324 May 12, 2009
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Suspension squabble

The point when your chassis is so out of line, it hits a radiating frequency and you alternate between full jounce and rebound events
Man, you have so much suspension squabble I don’t know how you expect to take a woman out in that thing.
by Thicc_rick September 13, 2019
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suspension noodle

The act of hanging oneself.
We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.
by Arkadios200 October 6, 2022
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Suspension Bridge

A suspension bridge is similar to a Effile Tower but with 2 women and two men. One man enters from behind woman 1 and the other man enters the mouth of woman 2, with woman 1 eating out woman 2 in the middle. Due to distance the men hold hands directly infront of themselves instead of in the air creating the suspension bridge.
Man1: "there are two girls how are we going to Effile Tower? Do we just take Turns?"
Man2:"Nah we will just suspension bridge instead!"
by ManarGarth December 9, 2023
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Record Suspension

A record suspension is the Canadian terminology for what is internationally known as a "pardon"; to suspend a criminal record means to remove it from public access. Record Suspension Services of Canada provides information and services for this process.

March 13, 2012
"I'm applying for a job and they're going to do a background check, I need to get a record suspension!"
by CanadaLaw101 October 7, 2012
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oral suspension

When you make her mad and she said she wont suck your dick.
"Yeah man, I pissed her off a few days ago and she put me on oral suspension."
by wackshitbro August 23, 2019
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