#22

a short way to say a violation of rule #22 in the girl code:

22) When dating a girl should find equal and/or enough time to still hang out with her girls.

Jordan: Hey Jill, we haven't hung out since we hunted dinosaurs together! Wanna hang out this thursday?
Jill: Sorry I'm hanging out with Jack.
Jordan: Saturday?
Jill: Jack.
Jordan: Next week?
Jill: Jack and I are going to the city all next week.

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Jordan: So Jill's pulling a total #22 with Jack.
Sophie: That sucks. She'll pay for it when they break up.

by WhiteRainbows September 29, 2010

.22

A .22 pistol.

"So I bust out my .22 and started laying down crew."

by Diego August 31, 2003

2/22/22

The day reckoning. On ye day of reckoning thou shall be smitten for thy sins in a rather gruesome manner. While those who had a prosperous life filled with good intentions will be guided by Zhorplx (the three headed goat angle of death) to GranzhelMca the astral plane of existence where they will be blessed with an eternity of never ending nirvana and sexxy mens and womens.

"Excuse me, I need to take a shit, wait what? It's 2/22/22? Oh come on!

by Botanical Gull February 2, 2022

22s

A 22-ounce bottle of booze. Often Malt Liquor and Mike's Hard. Popular on College Campuses for their relative cheapness and availiability after 8pm.

Four North Militia cuts loose with 22s, biatch, that's what's up.

by PT Zado January 29, 2004

.22

A small caliber hunting cartridge only capable of taking down small game. In a self-defense role, the .22LR cartridge has little stopping power and little stopping power. So, just because Ice Cube says it's cool, don't go out and buy one. The 9mm is the better choice in defending yourself. Although it at best is a crappy round for anything but rabbits, it can be used for maximum infection because if used wisely, a .22 will not leave an exit wound.

Wow, you're gonna use a .22 to knock the bank over? Even the bank teller will whoop your ass!

by Spiku June 24, 2004

.22

a small gun that does little harm when the standard firing function is used, but does a good deal of damage if it is used to bludgeon someone's eye areas.

Whatever you do, just don't use the deuce deuce on me. You might dent my soda can.

by I Dance Jigs March 13, 2003

.22

a very small gun dont buck this shit unless its a remington cause you aint coppin' nothin'.

The fuck you think your doing pullin' a deuce deuce (.22) on me that shit is funny cause that might burn through my damn shirt if your lucky.

by Irish Whiskey Man 4280 March 13, 2003