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1000 awesome things

A blog that talks about 1000 little awesome things in life such as: Bakery air, snow days, showering in other people's showers, broccoli flower, etc. Today (4/11/10) there are 530 posts on 1000awesomethings.com, Each post usually ends with: AWESOME!
Today I went on 1000 awesome things and read about how awesome ducks are.
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T 1000

Your worst fucking nightmare.

A terminator (basically a robot assassin from the future) that is constructed entirely out of mimetic polly-alloy (a self-healing liquid metal). It's self healing liquid nature means it is nearly completely invulnerable to physical harm. It can also shape shift into anything it touches, as long as that thing has a similar mass. They are equally as strong as their T 800 predecessor but their shape shifting abilities and more fluid, lifelike movements make them superior in combat. However, they are much lighter than T 800s, so they aren't able to tolerate heavy gunfire for example (though they could just reform afterwards). They can be temporarily stopped by freezing them and smashing them to pieces but they will reform after thawing. It only lethal weakness is extremely high temperatures (over 2500 degrees Celsius).

A unit was sent to the year 1995 in an attempt to kill ten year old John Connor. Luckily, John from the year 2029 sent back a T 800 that was reprogrammed to protect him. The T 800 proved to be a tough opponent but was eventually killed by the T 1000. The T 800 managed to revive itself and shoot a grenade into the T 1000 body. It detonated and before the T 1000 could reform, it fell backwards into a steel mill, where the temperature destroyed it once and for all.

The T 1000 was portrayed by Robert Patrick and appeared in Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
(T 1000 disguised as police officer walks up to officer on motorbike)

Officer on bike: You alright?

T 1000: Yeah. Say, that's a nice bike you got there.

T 1000 proceeds to kill officer on bike and takes his patrol bike.
by The guyo guy December 5, 2013
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A great saying by a very wise man
person: Im going to kill you and your family

wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them
by TRUE_FACTS444 March 4, 2022
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gock gock 1000000

the best pleasure that someone could ever get in there life. It feels so good that it turns purple and will make you pass out
"give me the gock gock 1000000 so it an feel amaxing"
by niceguy1000 March 6, 2022
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batting 1000

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score
1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.
by keli kear November 8, 2003
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1000 homo DJs

Side project of Al Jourgensen's primarily composed of members from Nine Inch Nails (Trent Reznor aka Ike Krull) and Ministry (Bill Rieflin aka Wee Willie Reefer; Al Jourgensen aka Buck Satan (vocals) and Hypo Luxa (producer)

most famous for their 1994 cover of Black Sabbath's "Supernaut". There is a rumor that Trent Reznor does the vocals for this track, but because of legal problems with his record company, the vox was distorted and credit was given to Mr. Buck Satan.
There are two different stories as to how this side-project came about... one is said that it was created through Al's distate of a poor mix of a Revolting Cocks song. Another was through his worry that the final mixes from THE LAND OF RAPE & HONEY would never see the light of day.

Whichever story, thus was born that Jim Nash, co-founder of WaxTrax!, confided to him that "a thousand homo DJs would hear it!"

(I'm sure some politically correct pussy will blast this definition because of the use of the word HOMO. Look, I didn't make the name, I'm simply reporting it on urbandictionary.com. End of story.)
by Ricky Roma February 17, 2004
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proxymetiz gives me 1000 robux day

on december 30th a mod in cqqp's discord server, prozymetiz, gives me (kassu) 1k robux.
proxymetiz gives me 1000 robux day and I like bobux
by kassu December 30, 2020
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