Words cannot adequately describe the total and unstoppable terror that fills the soul of any sane person upon noticing this number under a call screen. It's not a matter of IF the gull will come for you, but WHEN. Many a fool has tried to cheat their fate. Some have taken to avoiding all phones for as long as they live. Others have chosen to end their lives, quickly and on their own terms. But all is futile, as this will only make it turn to your loved ones. The best one can hope for is a prolonged and agonising death. Those it abducts are far less fortunate. For your own sake, under NO circumstances utter its summoning phrase.
Haha what a funny ad, oh eight hundred dou-
(horrifying screaming and dismembering sounds)
Oh my phone's ringing
(sees caller is 0800 00 1066)
May God have mercy upon us
(horrifying screaming and dismembering sounds)
Oh my phone's ringing
(sees caller is 0800 00 1066)
May God have mercy upon us
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Get the The 00's mug.Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."
"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"
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Me and my 1-inch bought this $30.00 shirt, along with everything else UrbDic has to offer, because I'm filthy rich! My 1-inch is just the first part though, and I'm not the best in the bedroom...
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Get the $30.00 mug.The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although neither are necessarily always true).
"It's only half past 12, but I don't care...It's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett ("It's 5:00 somewhere")
Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."
Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."
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Instead of emulating The Original Gundam series and Z Gundam series which Gundam SEED and Gundam SEED Destiny have done, this one emulates Gundam Wing - because kids seeing it at this point are too young to remember a series that ended in 1996, that giving UC fanboys more reasons to rant.
Instead of emulating The Original Gundam series and Z Gundam series which Gundam SEED and Gundam SEED Destiny have done, this one emulates Gundam Wing - because kids seeing it at this point are too young to remember a series that ended in 1996, that giving UC fanboys more reasons to rant.
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