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Mobile Gandu

The asshole who uses mobile phone while driving
Mobile Gandu is a person who plucks the phone
under his ass or neck, tilts his neck or ass
and start conversing on it.
by Discokhujli June 23, 2008
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gandu

Hindi word for arsehole. Also used to describe someone stupid and incredibly dim witted. Sometimes also used when a person is unhelpful or stingy or just plain anal. Despite certain claims, the word gandu has no connection with homosexuality. A gandu is not a homosexual man, no more than an arsehole is a homosexual man. It stems from the word "Gand", pronunced "gaa-nd" which is a crude word for someone's arse. A very popular indian curse word.
"I'm not surprised he fucked up, he is a gandu!"

"He's not going to help, he's a real gandu"
by Samir J. Banerjee July 17, 2004
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gangu

-Noun
A native or inhabitant of Gangetic plains (River Ganges in India).
Often used by Pakistanis as a racial slur.

-Adjective
Relating to Gangetic plains.
Gangus can only talk shit on the internet. Bet couldn't say that to my face.

They didn't want to hear his argument, he was getting called "a gangu" left and right.

Dude did you hear about that poor girl in india? So sad! Uncultured gangus only know how to rape.

Gupta empire did a lot for the gangu culture.
by theqbx June 16, 2018
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Ellen the communist: "KARL MARX IS BAE, follow me @ https:/www.Ellen69homepage.gayu"
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Gandu

A person who always seems like he is talking/thinking from his arse. You can cure an arse but not a Gandu. Gandu also means somebody who can be easily insulted by any person and he will be okay with it. No offensive for being called gandu in the first place. An arse shaped face person can also be called gandu.
" Dude do you remember this antique, I am sure only 90s people will remember this"
"So you are saying people like me from the 80s birth were asleep the entire next decade, man you are talking like a Gandu person you know"
by xecuter198 September 29, 2019
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gandu madarchod

Roughly translates to gay motherfucker. Used primarily in India and Bangladesh.
by MongoOnlyPawn May 27, 2016
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Gangu

Slang, demeaning term for Indians. Compound of Ganga Indian holy river and Hindu.
Apparently the Gangu population is now 1.4 billion. Most Gangu's are veggie munchers.
by Atikk April 14, 2020
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