hand party

masturbation

originating from the 2006 film "BORAT: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakstan"

"you make hand party with my pamela!!!"

by dunkfunk November 12, 2006

stat party

A party consisting of several guys in their mid-20s and a moderate amount of girls under the age of 16 conducted for the sole purpose of having intercourse with underage girls.

In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.

Steve: "I was talking to some of my little sister's friends at the mall yesterday. I think we should have a stat party."

Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."

by Daniel, Sean, Brian, and Geoff January 7, 2007

crumpet party

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

Sausage Party

1. A party where guys outnumber girls.
2. A new R-rated CGI movie.

1. That party had so many guys. It was a sausage party.
2. Sausage Party is a hilarious movie!

by whatadickhead August 20, 2016

post party depression

intense feeling of loneliness and nostalgia, following an awesome night and/or weekend of getting drunk and hooking up

Omg, I had so much fun last night with Tyler. This post party depression is killing me. Do you think he's gonna call?

by welovetucker August 24, 2009

Tea Party Movement

A political action movement started by right-wing nutcases like Sarah Palin filled with greed and a refusal to share, treat others the way one would want to be treated, or follow any of that stuff people are supposed to learn in kindergarten.

Democrat: Look I'm sure we can find a way to work out financial differences here.

Tea party movement supporter: NO! I DON'T WANT TO WORK OUT ANYTHING!! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Democrat: Maybe all you need is a pair of pants you didn't piss in I guess.

by Gaaraofthedamned July 11, 2011

Pop Party

An alcohol-free event. Pop is the drink being served instead of alcohol. Kids who are straight-edge have these kind of parties, along with normal kids when their parents are around and they aren't allowed to drink.

"Man, do you think we should go to that party at Ross' house tonight?" - Person A
"No, that's gonna be a pop party, lets go to James' party instead"- Person B

by RMF 935 July 6, 2010