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Øystein

Øystein is a Norwegian name, historically connected with the creators of the country. Today the name is mostly shared by rocket scientists, post doctors and exceptionally bright people, and most people look up to a 'Øystein' with envy. Most of those carrying the name today are true legends in their field.
- Oh, your name is Øystein? So you are a rocket scientist, then?
- He is such a Øystein (he is such a legend)
- The Øysteins of our country (the founding fathers of our country)
by JamesBond47 February 28, 2011
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Øyvind

Scandinavian boy name, most common in Norway.
Means "Island of wind" or something.
Not so many ppl is called Øyvind, thus making it even cooler.
Person #1 - Hi, my name is Øyvind!
Person #2 - Omg... I havent even met you before, but because youre called Øyvind you instantly have all my respect, youre the coolest person ever!
by Scented March 21, 2008
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Ørjan

A successful guy that everybody whises to high-five is referred to as a Ørjan.

If you are a real laid back and cool person, ørjan is the word you use instead of awesome, bitching, to cool, epic and etc. (This only works if you are considered a really popular guy, or else you can't pull it of)
The only thing i wish for is to become a Ørjan

One word to describe this album; Ørjan!
by The guy that tells the truth September 26, 2010
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Øyvind

A very addictive central stimulating substance. People doing Øyvind is often recognized walking around with extreme euphoria. Interviews with people doing øyvind says its a very extreme experience, but the downside is that everything and everyone else seems dull in comparison.
I just had a piece of Øyvind... AWSOME!
I need some more Øyvind...
by andasp February 6, 2010
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Upper Vang - Øvre Vang

Øvre Vang, or Upper Vang is the single greatest small town in Norway. The town is located in Hedmark and has the postal code 2324. Upper Vang is normally said to be utti gokk, but other towns like Nordbygda and Åsbygda are more utti gokk.

Upper Vang is the hometown of local legends Sander Brustad Bakken, Magnus Brustad Johnsen and Benjamin Adrian Øynes. You can usually find them scooting around on their scætts on Wik Matsenter or at Øverhamninga drag strip.

During World War II, Upper Vang was used as Hitlers main quarter. This was not done by force, rather it was the citizens who requested to give Hitler their town to him in honor of his glory and help him fight for der Mutterland.

Upper Vang has great tourist attractions and sights like Upper Vang Church where the annual yearly official KKK meeting is held. Although if you are an immigrant you are unfortunately not allowed to stay or visit. This was decided after the white male movement in 2010. These rules were granted by the congress when the judge didn’t show up for 15 minutes, so they were legally allowed to leave. All this was except for the refugee camp at Gåsbu which was in operation until 2017.

There have been no police in Upper Vang in over 50 years, this is because everyone is law-abiding, hardworking citizens, and there is no immigrants walking freely to cause crime. All this allows young gentlemen to drive around on their mopeds and easy-motorcycles before they are old enough for their license.
Guy: Hey
Girl: *ignores guy*
Guy: I'm from Upper Vang
Girl: *spreads her legs* Take me now brother!
Guy: *Yeeting his sisters meat* YeeHaw partner.
Dad: leave some for me!

Upper Vang - Øvre Vang
by Mister Humpledunkers March 5, 2019
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Øyvind

Type of person with a lot of body hair and can grow facial hair at extreme speed. This causes people to often be mistaken for some kind of primate.

Although most might seem aggressive they are usually calm individuals often with much life experience.

The exception is when they ingest large amounts of alcohol, this brings out the more primal instincts within them. It's theorized that their appearance is caused by a closer link to primates or "cavemen"
Holy shit! was that a chimpanzee?
- No man, that was only a Øyvind.

I think I saw an ape drive a car just now.
-Sure it wasn't a Øyvind?

I just got some great camping tips from that Øyvind over there.
by John Doggett February 20, 2011
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