synonym for omni-ass, the word that describes joeyritsma superbly. To be Über-ass is to be as ass as joey ritsma... which may not be possible.
by dann January 17, 2003
by JTFish December 02, 2003
Just like any other cougar, except this one is exceptionally old. An Über Cougar is typically in their mid 70s or older.
(See also: necrophilia)
(See also: necrophilia)
David: "Yo did you hear I fucked Bradley's grandma?"
Steve: "Gross dude."
David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"
Steve: "Gross dude."
David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"
by Admiral Tassles September 12, 2018
When a potential hook-up you're talking to on Tinder, Grindr, etc.. Is so hot that you're willing to pay for an Uber or Lyft to bring them to you.
Man I don't normally pay for it, but this one is definitely Über cute enough to spring for one this time.
by rawdude21 May 12, 2020
An ejaculation of 100% perfect seed, of German origin, that shines silver when reached by pure sunlight.
by The Dean 88 November 02, 2009
A person so emo that the overwhelming force of their aura of sorrow inspires depression in all of those around ultimately leading to mass suicide forcing the Über Emo to move somewhere else and continue the cycle until vanquished. However only select individuals are capable of withstanding their presence. Only true metal heads and those devoid of emotion and/or thought can hope to end the cycle of death associated with the Über Emo.
After 5 years of invoking death the Über Emo known as Skyler was finally brought to an end as William Murderface from dethklok drove his bass guitar into his head
by Northside wookie February 24, 2010
A Thot that has ascended from just having sex with men, so she becomes bisexual to not only have sexual intercourse with men, but with women, as well. In short, she is a fucking bitch who's insatiable hunger for sex must be ended.
John: yo, I heard a rumour had some nasty sex in the bathroom.
David: yeah man, Amanda did it like a fucking pro.
John: Amanda is such a Thot. And didn't you hear, she is a lesbian, so I'm not believing this anymore.
Ben: That means-
David: Ben I thought you were ou-
Ben: SHE IS A ÜBER THOT!
David: yeah man, Amanda did it like a fucking pro.
John: Amanda is such a Thot. And didn't you hear, she is a lesbian, so I'm not believing this anymore.
Ben: That means-
David: Ben I thought you were ou-
Ben: SHE IS A ÜBER THOT!
by CovenantArch October 23, 2017