dead

Said after a rubbish joke or after someone tries to do something funny but is not.

Boy: Look what I can do! *Runs into the wall*
Other boy: DEAD

by E11//*]***** April 17, 2006

dead

something that is not happening

fuck it this scene is dead!

by Angelacia January 30, 2008

dead

when you poke something and it dont move, im pretty dam sure its dead.

oooh a bird *poke* *poke* it aint moving, oh crap its dead. ill give it to the homeless 4 dinner.

by gcghettoMADE August 25, 2003

dead

used as a verb: To disassociate oneself with a person to the point that they are as if dead. This is usually done to a person whose actions are considered malicious.

"She's crazy! You already told her you didnt want to speak to her. You gotta dead her! Don't answer her phone calls and ignore any type of communication she may want to have with you."

by I.Casanova March 24, 2008

dead

in the hood dead means to get drunk

we gon get dead tonight ya'll

by butterflypoet December 30, 2005

Dead

An adjective for describing an attractive man/woman if you are slightly sick in the head

"Did you see the girl behind the bar?!"

"Yeah, she was absolutely dead!"

by NickCarr June 9, 2009

dead

something that forgot how to wake up

MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"

by juiceshake February 28, 2005