Sarcasm 

Half of the entries on Urban Dictionary.

*Looking up sex on Urban Dictionary*: Who is stupid enough to look up sex in the Urban Dictionary?

*Looking up Mormon in the Urban Dictionary*:95% of the people in Utah.

These are all sarcasm.

Sarcasm by funnyman21224 July 8, 2011

sarcasm 

Gift for intelligent, ability to compose messages which questions another’s intellect.

Also known as a sixth sense as one’s ability to detect the offence and threat of one’s self or another’s during sight or hearing of sarcasm.

2 males in a school canteen queuing.

Wang:so are you going 2 buy somting?
Peter: no i just like standing in line with a wang

sarcasm by LINX August 28, 2004

sarcasm 

An asshole's best friend.

Man: I just wanted to tell you so much that I really like you.
Woman: Awwww that's so sweet of you, I like you too.

Trust me people, that's devilish woman is really into sarcasm nowadays.

sarcasm by MrTallyMon December 30, 2011

Sarcasm 

1. The body's natural defense against stupid. Often used to belittle and/or amuse someone; incredibly humorous if used correctly.

2. The only language I speak.

Synonyms include: mockery, disdain, cynicism, scorn

Is your quad stuck in the mud?

No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires. Jackass.

Nice use of sarcasm, Rudy.

Sarcasm by Criscipline September 23, 2010

sarcasm 

A sarcastic orgasm.

"Oh yeah, *that* feels good".
"Really?"
"No, that was my sarcasm".

sarcasm by chundered_everywhere April 22, 2010

SARCASM 

A faked orgasm. Used when a woman thinks her lover's style is TOTALLY lame.

Monica: "So you and John fucked? How was it?"
Sue: "I threw a SARCASM at him to get it over with... that dude SUCKS in the sack!"

SARCASM by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

sarcasm 

A funny way of making people look like idiots. (But isn't that always funny?)

You: (insert phrase with sarcasm here)
Friend: Really?
You: No. (give Friend a cold stare and walk away...)

sarcasm by libmag July 23, 2010