dick like

When someone "likes" something on Facebook because it is amusing due to a personal joke between friends or in a manner of sarcasm and mocking, not because they actually genuinely like the photo, status or comment.

Or more simply, someone "likes" something to be a dick.

Similar to "dick face" and "dick comment".

Yo Alvin, I saw your dick like on that photo of me reindeering, not cool man.

by sophocles69 December 9, 2012

Tar Dick

Someone who has a penis that is darker than the rest of his bodies skin tone.

Shut up you tar dick son of a bitch!

Dude, I hear from your girlfriend you got a tardick!

by jojotheg0dofrandom March 5, 2011

Horse Dick

you seriously went on google to open a dictionary site just to look up horse dick...

you actually turned on your computer, opened google, searched up a fucking dictionary site just to look up horse dick

by saul goodman but on speed August 25, 2022

Dick shift

The sex position in which the male is laying on his back and the female sits on his stomach. Her feet are on his feet working them like petals while simultaneously working his dick like a manual shifter. The male has the option to then use her breasts as a steering wheel.

Hoe: "I'm thinking we ride the dick shift tonight."
Guy: "sounds great! Let's go through a hilly landscape? There's a lot more shifting and turning involved."
Hoe: "I get tired of shifting and you gonna stretch out my boobs!"
Guy: "you wanna fight bitch!"

by DuRt October 13, 2014

Joshuas Dick

Joshuas Dick Size Is Very Big. He Could Rip Your Bootie hole apart. His Size Can Go Up To 8 Or 9 Inches. Goodluck Trying To Keep Your Girl Away From Joshua's Big Horse Cock.

Joshuas Dick Is So Big I Turned Gay!

by LartyMichael May 20, 2021

dick brushing

When a woman is kneeling down and smiling up at a man and the man brushes
his dick across her pearly whites in a toothbrush motion as if brushing her teeth...you can apply toothpaste if necessary, no, not Colgate, jackass!!

"I put my bitch on her knees, gave her a dick brushing she'd never forget"

by RPM808 January 21, 2015

Raccoon dick

What happens when your partner didn't clean out their rectal cavity well enough and you have anal sex. You pull out after a good session and find out you have a brown ring around the base of your penis.

Man I forgot to clean up after sex with Sheila last night. Gosh darn, had the worst case of raccoon dick I've ever seen

by Doc Starr November 26, 2020