1. Eyes that resemble those of a baby fetus.
2. Eyes that are very large in reference to the size of ones head.
3. Eyes that are very distinct from the rest of ones head.
4. Eyes that are easily irritated from a direct hit consisting of the male ejaculatory fluid.
2. Eyes that are very large in reference to the size of ones head.
3. Eyes that are very distinct from the rest of ones head.
4. Eyes that are easily irritated from a direct hit consisting of the male ejaculatory fluid.
Damn, you see that hood rat over there Bob?
Yeah look at those eyes, they big. That girl got fetus eyes, i wanna skeet skeet skeet like a water hose in them.
Yeah look at those eyes, they big. That girl got fetus eyes, i wanna skeet skeet skeet like a water hose in them.
by g-money86 October 7, 2008
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by PrincessLeah February 26, 2009
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by chrcnf1991 March 26, 2009
Get the Whispering Eye mug.by Ken Jizzo December 17, 2008
Get the Whispering Eye mug.After a female falls asleep after having sex, you proceed to wipe your cum in her eyes. When she wakes up her eyes will be crusty.
After I fucked that bitch, she fell asleep because I wore that ass out. I then smeared my cum in her eyes and when she woke up, she had crusty eyes.
by Rob Is My Name January 11, 2009
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Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.
Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.
When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the
TV and the other eye is up the chimney.
Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.
TV and the other eye is up the chimney.
Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.
by Dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009
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has been known to occur in bright lights even without alcohol
as a general theory, the more nights of lash, the smaller and molier the eye becomes... BEWARE
has been known to occur in bright lights even without alcohol
as a general theory, the more nights of lash, the smaller and molier the eye becomes... BEWARE
oh man... woken up with bad case of mole eye..
person one: are you feeling okay? are you feeling a bit under the weather?
person two: no im fine, more like under the ground, got massive case of mole eye
person one: are you feeling okay? are you feeling a bit under the weather?
person two: no im fine, more like under the ground, got massive case of mole eye
by cryinglightning1 September 24, 2009
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