cramp your style

To embarrass someone or ruin their public image (P.I.)

Erv: "Man, skinny Tri Delts are like fat chicks, they're fun to ride, but everyone knows they're Tri Delts and they're probably really fat, in reality, so they cramp your style."
Gil: "No I got a better one. Fat chicks are EXACTLY like Tri Delts."
Erv: "Why?"
Gil: "They're both FAT!"
Both: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!! HAHA! Ha."
Erv: "That really wasn't funny."
Gil: "Nope."
Erv: "Let's go whale watching."
Gil: "There's no ocean around."
Erv: "No, but the Tri Delts are going on a trip to the lake today."
Gil: "AWWWWWW RIIIIIGHT! Giggidy giggidy!"

by Nick D June 4, 2004

Jerking your cock

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.

Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.

by KyleP March 22, 2007

bless your heart

A polite way to say "go to hell"

a: *gives the finger*
b: Bless your heart!

by Venus9 April 16, 2006

gay in your face

verb meaning when a man pulls another mans face towards his crotch (wearing clothes) whilst shouting GAY repeatedly

hey blythe GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
what was that
oh yknow just GAY IN YOUR FACE

by notlouis January 20, 2010

beat your cheeks

to say going to kick your ass or to get raped. and also to say that you would like to have sex with a guy(if your gay)or girl.

Roberto: ima beat your cheeks!!!!

Gustavo: you're mega gay!!

Roberto: Thats it!!! im really going to beat your cheeks!!!!!!!!

christian:hi.

Stephani: hello.

christian: let me beat your cheeks.

Stephanie: ...... Get a life!!!!!

by kamikaze-cloud-731 October 22, 2008

bit your quitching

A less offensive way to tell someone to stop whining like a titty-baby. To be more offensive, switch the 'qu' and the 'b' around....

Whiner-wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You- Bit your quitching, you're starting to get on my nerves!

by Shawn B. June 6, 2003

Roll your dice

To masturbate. Comes from the way someone shakes their hand while rolling a dice.

That bitch Donovan loves to roll the dice.

by Nasty November 24, 2003