cock stitch

when you're foolish friend from Long Island says and does things outside his realm of actions. the word "cock stitch" can be used to refer to him from this point forward

"Yo, i'll get all those bitches after i whip your ass." "Shut up man, "You're a cock stitch". (evidentally false due to the fact that the bro is incapable of this)

by Stallion_Scarecrow December 19, 2008

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Cock Weaver

A person who handles cocks all day long, and also weaves them into blankets.

That man over there is a cock weaver. He enjoys weaving cocks into blankets in his spare time.

by Original CW October 24, 2008

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yoda cock

A cock that is wise beyond it's many years that is also short, green and smells like it lives in a long forgotten swamp. To be avoided by all except the most knowledge hungry gnar bitches.

That fool tried to bang me in the rump with his yoda cock. At first I wasn't into it then I realized the wisdom there was to be gained so I took it deep into me. I feel smarter already.

by hinky mayfew March 4, 2014

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aidan cocking

Mad cunt, smokes durries and gets uppercutted, dosent even fuckin care bro
also loves tiny cocks
pulls the smallest cones out ay
just an utter mad fuck

bus stop durries are his favourite

aidan cocking: smokes a durry

Dad: uppercut ya cunt

*bruise on chin next day

by DARD CING May 5, 2014

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ghost cock

Getting the dick and then making it disappear out of your house when you're done.

Yes! I love the ghost cock.

by ballhandler39 July 9, 2014

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cock wasted

Its when a man experiences a great orgasm, one that can be remembered for a long time.

John: Man, last night I hooked up with this blonde at the bar
Mike: yeah? What happened?
John: I got cock wasted big time, it was one of the best orgasms I ever had in weeks!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

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