That's What Bella Said 

Close to the term: That's what she said, but is singled out by it's ability to fit with the main character in the Twilight series, Mary-Sue- I mean- Bella Swan.

Person 1: It's so big and shiny!
Person 2: That's what Bella said.

That's What Bella Said by Lollicake July 18, 2010

that's not what I asked 

The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.

It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."

This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.

James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)

that's not what I asked by dopplemire November 8, 2010

when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off 

quote by Paris Hilton

-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off by yaass queen March 17, 2021

National "That's What She Said" Day 

An unofficial holiday created by Facebook users. It is said to occur on October 13th of each year. On this day, one is supposed to be especially vigilant of sexual innuendo and double entendre in their conversations with others. When a statement is made that fits the latter characteristics one is to reply with "that's what she said".

Jessica: "I thought it would be longer."
Rob: "That's what she said!"
Jessica: "Ew, pervert!"
Rob: "No, No - it's okay. It's National "That's What She Said" Day."
Jessica: "Oh, that makes sense."

National "That's What She Said" Day by ThusSpokeRob January 22, 2009

That's what BP said 

Instead of "that's what she said", but referring to an embarrassing situation, or something that one would rather cover up.

Buffy: "I don't want to go to the beach. I'm having a heavy flow day."

Heather: "That's what BP said!"

That's what BP said by jasonspsyche June 23, 2010

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at 

1.The coolest sentence you can make with the magnets given to you by the whisky add in Esquire.

2.Self Explanitory

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at if you give me a cookie.

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at by Fat_Prophet September 20, 2005

why what happened? 

A phrase used in Israel. It has many meanings, and usualy said with contempt. Its many meanings include: "What is your problem?", "Leave me alone", "I did nothing wrong", "No way", etc.
Used mostly by the Arses (rednecks) in Israel.

man1: Give me the 100 NIS you owe me...
man2: Why what happenned????

why what happened? by Yoav moran March 10, 2005