Blue bars

When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025

Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022

Blue Peter

A sex act whereby a man masturbates and saves his ejaculate, later wiping it on his partner.

Have a Blue Peter.... here's one I made earlier.

by Slang_Bang July 25, 2022

Blue Waffle

A sexually transmitted disease that turns the girls vagina blue on the lips.

Never ever google this, you have been warned. Meaning don't ever search it up.
I got stds now I have a blue waffle.

by BBGNNS July 2, 2023

Blue Anon

A reactionary fabrication created to imply that there is an equal amount of fabrication and sesnationalism in the American poltical environment on the left and right.

Man, those QAnon guys are nuts!
They're not as bad as Blue Anon.
That's not a thing.

by IShouldntHaveToExplainThis March 23, 2021

Blue Text Syndrome

When all the most recent texts, DM’s, group chats and replies are from you and there hasn’t been a reaction or response.

Damn I just texted five people and three group chats and no one has replied yet. Came down with Blue Text Syndrome

by Socksuntershoes June 30, 2023

blue twitch

Only fans. That’s literally it.

You: oh where do you work?
Me: oh I work on Blue Twitch

by Smsmidkman December 22, 2023