John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.
:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden
by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017
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john ferda

john ferda can be used in many different ways like in asking or any sport or activity you could say that was john ferda or that was ferdaaa. you can also say john ferda pluh or ferda boiiiiiii
yo that cork 7 was john ferda.
by john ferda pluhhh November 22, 2024
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john ferda

john ferda is a word used for a lot of things like skiing,hockey,baseball etc. its sorta like fire or sick.
yo that dub 10 was so john ferda
by john ferda pluhhh November 22, 2024
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There is only one guy in London his name is John
John Sadly is still the only guy in London
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john jerome

The finest man on the planet. Sweet. Marvelous. And simple all at once. If you meet someone named John Jerome they probably have a blue berry in their pocket, and even better yet, are probably willing to share. If you meet someone named John Jerome you are a lucky ducky.
by Melkywey November 23, 2021
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John Willing

A douche that will break a girl's heart.
Stephanie: Hey have you met john willing yet?
Miranda: Yeah! He's a total douche! He told my sister to give him a bj and then left!
Stephanie: Wow, what a cunt!
by Shelbitch November 26, 2013
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