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by RedPandaDude March 5, 2020
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rock-pee

originated from jimmy's brain
The water that drips from the cave
ceiling that is most definitely not the
pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that
is impossible.
Hey look! There's rock-pee dripping from those rocks in a cave 5km (3.1mi) deep!
by rockpeeholder August 17, 2024
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Rolling Rock

Beer in a green bottle with a horse, commonly drank by some guy with a white overshirt with pens in his pockets who plays shitty games.
I'm drinking Rolling Rock on the Roll 'n Rocker!
by erm what August 31, 2024
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Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.
Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!
by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021
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nostalgic rock

A song or group of songs that induce the feeling of nostalgia without it actually being nostalgia or making you think about past experiences

Some examples are:
-'Hysteria' by Def Leppard
-'Into the Great Wide Open' by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
-'Face in The Crowd' by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
"Some of Tom Petty's discography is nostalgic rock."
by salamoonlikesdobby March 23, 2022
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rock pain scissors

A variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which the winner/s of each round inflict pain on the loser/s. Here are the rules.

If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.

If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.

If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.

Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.

Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
Yo John wanna play rock pain scissors?
John: Nah dude, my hand still hurts from yesterday.
by the sage of six paths May 8, 2018
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Rock and Roll

A Slang term for an action of a drug user hiding their crack (rock) from police or any other untrustworthy individuals.
“Yeah, suspect here who apparently tried to do a Rock and Roll while we were passing by!”
by SuperBaseAce1234 July 8, 2021
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