dick-pixie

a person who is being a major bitch and a dick head at the same time. Also used as a funny insult

Jack: i justdon't want to ask her out fuckin retard
Ben: wow you're bein a dick-pixie

by AcePhenom April 4, 2009

Dick Smoothie

When you stick a dick in the blender and serve it up as a Strawberry Daiquiri.

Harold was so dehydrated from running the marathon I had to get him a Dick Smoothie.

by Jahnke June 22, 2017

Dick Champion

Someone who is a champion of penises. The master of plastering their own face with the semen of strangers.

Josh: Jimmy is such a ball-gargling dick champion.

Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.

by Ghost Tiys November 6, 2013

Churro Dick

After you have been at a sandy place for an extended period of time and your junk becomes covered with sand.

"Get your hand out of your pants!"
"Sorry, man, I've been at the beach for a while and I've got a bad case of Churro Dick"

by beachvolleyballplayer27 October 19, 2014

magma dick

an alcoholic drink made from the components: Vodka and Tabasco sauce.

Guy: Yo dude you wanna try some magma dick?
Girl: Yea sure
Guy: *pours a cup*
Girl: *Drinks* ... *vomits instantly*

by sayduhhhh April 6, 2011

Dick-tac

A phallus so small, it can literally be compared to a tic-tac.

person 1: I heard that guy has a really small cock.
person 2: Yeah, he's got a dick-tac.

by ImOnlyUsingThisOnce December 29, 2013

Dicks Ahoy

The process of dipping your penis into moist cookie dough and then having your partner gargle it.

Jamal had waited all day for Gabi to Dicks Ahoy him while watching Pokemon.

by dil3mma October 15, 2014