angry muffintop

1. a muffintop that has become burned by long exposure to the sun.
"Hey Dave, look at that bitch's angry muffintop!"
by Imonlyusingthisonce January 01, 2012
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Dick-tac

A phallus so small, it can literally be compared to a tic-tac.
person 1: I heard that guy has a really small cock.
person 2: Yeah, he's got a dick-tac.
by ImOnlyUsingThisOnce December 29, 2013
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