man bitch

A name given to guy friends who are funny and generally great people. It makes them sound like some sort of prostitute, so consequently think it makes them sound greater. You like the guy for who they are, and they are a true friend to you. You can trust them. Usually a name given to them by a girl, as from a fellow guy, it could sound rather strange...

"Yo, my man bitch!"
or
"Would you like to be my man bitch, because you are cool!?"
or
"He's my man bitch, get away from him or I'll bite you!"

by Nat Clegg March 8, 2005

haw man

A greeting commonly used by NEDs and Bam's in and around the Glasgow area.

Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft cunt!

(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!

by Kris February 8, 2005

man puddy

A man that is completely controlled by his girlfriend and can not maintain a social life outside of her reach.

Mike used to be cool and hangout with the boys, now he's just man puddy.

by the ham October 26, 2005

man comb

a llama that has wings and can sprint without licking itself

gay man " wow look at that man comb"
normal man " where is it over the rainbow or sumthin."
gay man " oh yes thats it!"

by elle and mary April 6, 2007

man-douche

man-douche. ( moosh )To clense the hot sweety sticky feeling (some times caused by hot summer days) in the crack or taint . Known too increase after a bowl movement where inproper wipeing and or clensing was done.....

Dude I feel very unfresh, I need to go moosh. (man-douche)

by doc h November 10, 2007

1234 Man

A famous nutter notorious for marching up and down Scarborough (North Yorkshire) town centre shouting 1, 2, 3, 4, as well as dancing (badly), to the various bands that play in the town centre.

http: // bit.ly/ pOnp69 - 1234 man's everyday routine.

by TurkeyFarts August 6, 2011

the molester man

The remake of the muffin man.

Have u met the molester man?
The molester man?
The molester man?
Have u met the molester man?
Who lives on rapey lane.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004