John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"

Me: Sup
John: Hey Man

by Owluminati December 1, 2021

John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

Jeremiah John

To play golf as a lefty and poorly

That heavy set guy is playing like a real Jeremiah John

by cookie beanbag May 18, 2023

John

someone who takes all of your boyfriend time by being friends with him :(

are you with john today or do i get to see you

by gusisbus April 21, 2021

John F. Kennedy

When you nut on a girls face and right when you nut on her face you knock her out.

Man, I sure did John F. Kennedy the fuck out of Stacy last night.

by DullDuck January 12, 2018

Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.

I was johning so hard it broke my broom

by Marco Pole May 26, 2025

john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta

That knigger is a John pumpkin

by Will F24 December 11, 2018