friend 

one who is on call to pretend they were out for drinks anyway

"Hey friend. I've got my crush with me. so pretend we were doing something anyway tonight so I can invite him."

friend by tweiss May 4, 2009

Friend Status 

When a guy is really really likes a girl and lets her know, and she pulls the "I see you as a good friend" card. Otherwise leaving the relationship in an awkward situation.

Man I told her I liked her and she put me on friend status!

Friend Status by theR3000 November 30, 2009

friend poaching 

Anytime you look through the friends of YOUR facebook friends for anyone you may know. Specifically to add anyone that is already NOT your friend. In other words a lazy approach to finding people by using the existing work of others.

I was 'friend poaching' the other night on facebook. I found three people I went to high school with when I searched through my friend Alex's facebook friends.

friend poaching by rudeboyrude December 15, 2009

crack-friend 

A poor, blank-English software translation of vagina and one of the funniest hyphenated words since sack-tits. Commonly encountered in emails from regions of the world with sophisticated penis-enlarging technology such as Nigeria and Equatorial Guinea. Upon encountering an offer containing this word, one should remember the ancient adage : "If it sounds too good to be true, then it definitely is true guy!"

"Women make joke at size of your male-aggregate; make there crack-friend your dominion! 49.95?$"

crack-friend by Q Roberts January 12, 2008

Stranger Friend 

Someone who is your friend on a social networking website (such as Facebook or Myspace) but when you see them out in public you don't talk to them because you're too embarassed to introduce yourself with the line "Hey. I don't know you but we're friends of Facebook."

"I totally should have talked to that chick. She's one of my stranger friends on MySpace."

Stranger Friend by MacDintons4Life May 1, 2009

Best Friend 

A particular person whom one can turn to and find complete kindness and care. The epicenter of compassion, you would be very lucky to have an individual like this grace your life.

Joei, I'm absolutely in love with your snazzyness. Thanks for being my best friend.

Best Friend by Mister Chrizzle July 31, 2009

best friend 

a best friend is someone who will always be there for you. even when you guys are fighting about possibly being a "label" best friend. you guys know that no matter what, you will always love each other. you guys know that no matter what you're going through, or how busy you are, the other one still loves you. that's when you remember the showering together, peeing together, changing together, cooking together. pretty much, doing everything together. and telling each other everything. you guys are like personal diaries that sometimes gives you advice, sometimes just listens, and will always be your shoulder to cry on.

"I'm having such a bad day, good thing that i have my best friend to help me through it!"

"My best friend is mad at me and i hope she forgives me, because i love her so much and she is my best friend."

best friend by tallymark November 9, 2009