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Cock Jumper

noun. Cock Jumper:
A girl so desperately sluty that she will try to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or already passed out; undressing him and literally jumping on his cock.

verb. To Cock Jump:
When a girl of questionable morals attempts to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or unconscious.
"Yo, that Melissa girl is a total cock jumper, she took my boxers off and tried to do me"

"Be careful with her, she'll wait till you're passed out and will cock jump you!"
by BinyB April 14, 2010
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cock o’clock

Cock O’Clock is when you spin your cock around clockwise onto a girl’s/guy’s face
Omg girl, I knew it was cock o’clock when he started spinning his dick around !
by Richard Shrawtz May 11, 2018
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cock drift

during intercourse, the cock slides out of the vagina, and slams balls-deep into a girls ass with out missing a beat.

this happens most often during doggy style.

usually, this is where the girl will rodeo, and you hope to god she doesnt crush your nuts.
Girl: "OW!"
Guy: "Sorry baby, my cock drifted in there!"
by guardLK October 2, 2008
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Cock Dock

A place where a man parks his cock during a tropical storm and slides his foreskin onto another penis and they spin in cirlces.
The Cock Dock was full during 3rd hour
by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019
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cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)
my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft
by luke January 18, 2004
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Cock Weaver

A person who handles cocks all day long, and also weaves them into blankets.
That man over there is a cock weaver. He enjoys weaving cocks into blankets in his spare time.
by Original CW October 24, 2008
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Cock hostler

most often referring to a mouth or just something lood to call somebody
1.)" Bitch shut ur fucking cock hostler before I fuck start ur face"
2.) " Man I hate that Steve dude he is such a cock hostler"
by Brando April 11, 2004
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