Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Mom

Kirumi tojo is the definition of mom. The mose responsible and caring person whilst dealing with everybody else’s bullshit

Kokichi: have a nice trip! see you next fall mom!
Shuichi: kokichi shut up tojo was just executed, you clown.

by Taken as a joke July 31, 2022

Mom

Somewhat who acts like an idiot typically behind an computer screen and has zero friends.

Yo why did that bro TK me, fucking momo.

by ghbual January 7, 2022

mom smart

Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.

You’re mom smart! I didn’t know one could do that!

by Rachken June 24, 2019

mom

that bitch who u saw at birth

mom give me milky

by zaddyslilslut May 14, 2021

Ur Mom

Mostly used in a joking way, "ur mom" is a gen z word that can be used in many ways. In the ways of saying it box there are many different ways to say it.

SEXUAL WAY-
dude 1- "dude what were u doing last night?"
dude 2- "ur mom"

JOKING WAY
dude 1- "bro what do u want to eat tonight?"
dude 2- "ur mom"

by ilsbarw July 20, 2021

your mom

Something that I did last night and she tasted very good

I did your mom yesterday we cummed together

by _crxppyZ- April 25, 2022