Shit defender

Someone who always defends and supports things that are clearly wrong and inexcusable. Examples of the sort of things that shit defenders will defend include corruption, injustice, unfairness, and general incompetence. They will often go out of their way to fabricate excuses for these things. Note that a shit defender does not necessarily always possess any of these negative traits themselves, they merely have to defend them.

Bob the shit defender can't stop making excuses for the War in Iraq, insisting that George W. Bush and his cabinet had every right reason to embark on this failed endeavor.

Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.

Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.

by Internet User 927 May 14, 2010

shit-shute

In gay pulp porn, a euphemism for a bottom's rectum and colon.

Tony wanted Mickey to fuck him really hard, so he told him "I wanna feel your cock all the way up my shit-shute when you cum."

by Victor Felix September 21, 2005

to know shit

- a state of being
Being familiar with a topic or a broad range of topics. Either having extensive knowledge in a subject that your peers would consider you an expert, or having a firm grasp of a variety of topics that can summarize a wealth of practical knowledge.

You should listen to him, he really knows, his shit!
Trust me, I really know my shit.
This sentence is required to know shit.

by TheStylingDude March 10, 2016

phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper

i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass

by ray May 29, 2004

quick shit

when you have to take a shit really badly but realize you do not have enough time to get it all out so you do as much of it as you can. this usually results in regret because 20 minutes later you have the urge to poop again.

guy 1: o man i have to shit again
guy 2: didnt you just poop?
guy1: yea but it was just a quick shit cause i had to get this meeting.

by fplounge July 25, 2009

prison shit

When you take a particularly large, and thus painful, shit. A shit that gives you the feeling of a gaping wide asshole and/or a rip in it or the passageway leading to it, and also would give you trouble walking straight for a while. Similar to the feeling you would get whilst getting fucked up the ass by a big black dick in prison. Essentially, a shit that is equal to the size of a black dick.

I had some of George's awesome homemade chili that his mom made for him, the one with mystery meat. Not a good idea, I ended up having to take a prison shit.

by Dr Grammar October 15, 2010

shit hammock

Its when you build a hammock out of toilet paper in the middle of the toilet bowl to reduce or prevent your poop from plopping loudly into the water.

I had to poo real bad but there was someone else in the restroom so I had to make a shit hammock.

by dropthekids January 30, 2010