puppetry of the penis 

When a male forms his genitals into other things. i.e. The fruitbowl, or the Eiffel Tower

The hamburger is some crazy puppetry of the penis!

see www.genitalorigami.com

puppetry of the penis by Dane April 9, 2004

Plaster of Penis 

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.

Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis

Plaster of Penis by simikis October 16, 2007

roasted penis 

an extremly sunburned dick.

that man had a very soggy roasted penis. it was insane. MOTHER FUCK. put it away larry!

roasted penis by cademhsmr June 22, 2006

Chocolate Penis 

Someone with a peruvian accent trying to say "Chocolate Peanuts".

Can youa please gimme somea that chocolate penis.

Chocolate Penis by luvdairish February 21, 2009

Phantom Penis 

Kinda like when an amputee can feel a limb that is not there. It is when you can feel your penis in one spot when it is actually in a different spot.

You know when you tuck your penis and balls back and cross your legs to look like a girl.. Well in this case tuck the penis to the left and back but leave the balls to the right in front, don't push the balls back. Now move around slightly and like MAGIC your phantom penis feels like it is where it belongs centered over your balls in the middle even though it is not. Cool huh!

Phantom Penis by bubbels_is_cool March 27, 2011

Cat Penis 

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually sold in the hood.

He was so wasted on Cat Penis he was awake for 2 days.

Cat Penis by PortalX September 18, 2008

Goose penis 

Another name for a circumcised penis.

"I heard that she only likes goose penis"

"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"

Goose penis by Ant Champ October 23, 2008