Mew Maxxing

When a sigma maintains a perfect jawline by keeping the tongue on the roof of the mouth to assert their aura and dominance on the beta males and negative aura NPC's. Sigma's who mew max never get caught lacking and even mew max when sleeping.

"After winning the dungeons and dragons tournament, Jedward was mew maxxing the other competitors to maintain his dominance over the beta players who he mog maxxed in his tournament".

by Lukeyjoe December 2, 2024

John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.

Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

Zeman maxing

When you are very strong in the gym and use this an excuse for your high body fat %

Stop Zeman maxing I don’t care if you bench 365 you are 47% body fat

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

JOEP2 Maxing

Only drinking red wine and eating steak

Bro you only have eaten steak and drank red wine, you must be JOEP2 maxing

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

Fist Maxing

The act of fisting a partner while being fisted. Can be done with any amount of people as long as no fist is left unassed and no ass is left unfisted.

"How was the swingers party last night Jeremy?" "It was great. Me and few pals partook in the art of fist maxing."

by JackelJr December 7, 2024

Mirror Maxing

The action when you nonverbally scream at yourself in the mirror to hype yourself up.

Tom was mirror maxing before his big party

by Wank Hilliams December 30, 2024

kekius maximus

the cringy alter ego of elon musk, an ai-generated warrior version of the kek meme (basically pepe)
super corny (like everything musk does tbh) and proves how elon is the most ‘wants to be funny, isn’t funny’ guy in existence

just as i thought the year was almost over, kekius maximus became the worst ‘meme’ of 2024

by thatguyzay December 31, 2024