My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there

"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"

My uncle Jack's off by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

tongue jack 

To stimulate sexually with one's tongue. Earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the RumblePig.

Dude, you nasty bitch! You tongue-jacked her shitbox?

tongue jack by larry beavers October 26, 2004

F-Jack 

Female ejaculation; the watery substance that comes out of a woman sometimes when she gets a good lay. not common for all (read straight) women.

Dude, she F-Jacked all over my face.

F-Jack by BardHead January 18, 2009

quiet jack off 

Masturbating without making any noise so others do not hear you.

"Man, I've mastered the art of the quiet jack off. I'm able to masturbate while my roommate is sitting quietly studying in his room without him knowing a thing!"

quiet jack off by romanticizer December 15, 2011

Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger

A burger that comes with pepper jack cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger, you should try it!"

Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

cracker jack

A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...

cracker jack by O2L February 2, 2006

new jack 

A word adopted by rappers, however this originally is derived from prison slang and refers to a person who is new in prison.

Yo dawg, let's go show that motha fuckin' new jack watsup with my dick.

new jack by big j July 8, 2004