noun. Cock Jumper:
A girl so desperately sluty that she will try to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or already passed out; undressing him and literally jumping on his cock.
verb. To Cock Jump:
When a girl of questionable morals attempts to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or unconscious.
A girl so desperately sluty that she will try to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or already passed out; undressing him and literally jumping on his cock.
verb. To Cock Jump:
When a girl of questionable morals attempts to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or unconscious.
"Yo, that Melissa girl is a total cock jumper, she took my boxers off and tried to do me"
"Be careful with her, she'll wait till you're passed out and will cock jump you!"
"Be careful with her, she'll wait till you're passed out and will cock jump you!"
by BinyB April 14, 2010
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The very adult equivalent of the significantly more innocent pubescent pass-time known as 'Kiss-chase'.
The very adult equivalent of the significantly more innocent pubescent pass-time known as 'Kiss-chase'.
'What's up, A? You look a little down today.'
'Saw Gemma last night... You know how hot she is.'
'Shit, yes.'
'Exactly. So we kind of have a good thing going on... but it seems like someone up there's got it in for me. Wrong time, wrong place, too wasted, no place to go... You know the score. So last night I'm there, she's beautiful, i'm in the moment - well, I'm always in the moment - and then-'
'Say no more. Cock-chase?'
'Exactly.'
'Saw Gemma last night... You know how hot she is.'
'Shit, yes.'
'Exactly. So we kind of have a good thing going on... but it seems like someone up there's got it in for me. Wrong time, wrong place, too wasted, no place to go... You know the score. So last night I'm there, she's beautiful, i'm in the moment - well, I'm always in the moment - and then-'
'Say no more. Cock-chase?'
'Exactly.'
by you know me as mr hippo March 19, 2010
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1.The most commonly used definition for cock blockin is basically the term for an act that someone does on purpose that sabotages a males attempts to have sexual relations with a prospective female. This is usually done by someone close to you and knows how to manuever such acts without appearing to have those intentions. This term can be stated by either a male or female.
2. The lesser known definition for the term cock blockin is when an amatuer dj is learning and needs to practice on other peoples equipment until they can afford to get their own, when a very experienced dj or someone who is just a control freak prevents the amatuer from being able to practice, therfore blockin the progress that could have been attained through practicing.
3. Cock blockin is also a way of describing a female who attempts to demonstrate an appearance of dominance through body language, verbal insinuations, and also chooses to ignore the other women she feels intimidated by, which prevents any form of friendship. A woman who cock blocks usually has had many unsatisfying sexual relationships and is jealous of a woman who has experienced love. She will intentionally compete for that males attention fully aware that he is attached, only as an attempt to capture the other females essence of love. This type of cock blockin is common with prostitues and strippers.
1.The most commonly used definition for cock blockin is basically the term for an act that someone does on purpose that sabotages a males attempts to have sexual relations with a prospective female. This is usually done by someone close to you and knows how to manuever such acts without appearing to have those intentions. This term can be stated by either a male or female.
2. The lesser known definition for the term cock blockin is when an amatuer dj is learning and needs to practice on other peoples equipment until they can afford to get their own, when a very experienced dj or someone who is just a control freak prevents the amatuer from being able to practice, therfore blockin the progress that could have been attained through practicing.
3. Cock blockin is also a way of describing a female who attempts to demonstrate an appearance of dominance through body language, verbal insinuations, and also chooses to ignore the other women she feels intimidated by, which prevents any form of friendship. A woman who cock blocks usually has had many unsatisfying sexual relationships and is jealous of a woman who has experienced love. She will intentionally compete for that males attention fully aware that he is attached, only as an attempt to capture the other females essence of love. This type of cock blockin is common with prostitues and strippers.
by frankie5x May 8, 2011
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Candace hadn't been laid in 6 months and was determined to find a man at the club that night. Her girls all promised to cock flock for her to help her succeed in her goal.
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