Mom

Made. Of. Money.

-mom can I get a ps5?

-no I'm not made of money
-YES! your MOM (MADE OF MONEY)

by Funny to see you here! February 13, 2022

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ur mom

ur mom is gay

by Jdurorhf January 6, 2021

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my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

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Dylan’s Mom

One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.

Dylan’s Mom is so funny!

by andrew garfield’s wife November 21, 2021

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Ur mom

Ur mom is smokin

DAMMMMNNNN! Ur mom is so flipping hot. Lick Lick

by tjghhtb January 4, 2022

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Ur Mom

It is a basic way to ignore answering a question. It can also be used to come-back from a burn, however most people don't think it to be a very good come-back. The main use of it is between 7-11 year old children.

"Hey, want some pizza? I just bought it-"

"Ur mom"
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(In an argument)

"At least I didn't eat the old cheese-it on the ground!"

"Ur mom"

by HarrysWizardingWorld April 7, 2022

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