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Love Bombed

The unpredictable and awkward moment when your boyfriend/girlfriend says "I Love You" for the first time in the relationship. You'd think it's no big deal, but for a guy who is just looking to score,this may strike him harder than a kick to the groin
*Over Phone* Prick Boyfriend: Goodnight lucy. Lucy: Night, love you.. Prick Boyfriend: Yeah.... *Hangs Up* DAMNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! She love bombed me..
by Xero _ Manifest February 18, 2011
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Love Sandwich

The sexiest form of a sandwich. It is often performed by football players who only have football and food on their minds. Not the tastiest but the most fullfilling. Also referred to guys that act like David Pantoja and Darryl Goldberg.
Put it back in your pants stop being such a Love Sandwich
by muther trucker January 7, 2009
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Love Addict

A 'love addict' is someone who is addicted to God's love.
A Christian song by the band, Family Force 5.
"I'm just a love addict."
by kimixluvaddict May 5, 2009
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Love Jihad

A term which originated in India since most muslim guys there usually have hindu girlfriends and it is believed to be a part of Muslim conquest to lure hindu girls.
"Why do these gullible hindu girls fall for the katwas ? Bro Its all part of love jihad these muslim guys are hell bent on luring hindu girls."
by ashuuu June 21, 2018
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LOVE CHOCOLATE

In the same vein as "Female ejaculation", The result of a particularly draining sexual experience. Sexual Climax brings about the involuntary relaxation of the arse sphincter, causing the "love chocolate" to flow.
"WTF? YOU SHAT THE BED?!"
" No, it's only love chocolate, honey, I swear! It's okay to eat it!"
by Cecil January 9, 2005
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brown love

The poop that ends up on your penis after anal sex.
"Look babe, a little brown love! You want to save it?"
by LuckyLuke June 25, 2005
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Love Apple

A love apple refers to a hickey on your Adam's apple.
"Man that is one instense love apple you got there!"

"Yeah I know aye, I could barely talk for five minutes after it."
by Ramblaron November 29, 2006
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