tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.

Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.

by Rena Billy October 28, 2013

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

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by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

Harry Meat

A boy from Connah's Quay that loves skat and crack. He loves slurping up sloppy faeces and creating his own food cycle of shit. Arse to mouth, arse-to-mouth over and over and over. All day every day he continues the sloppy cycle.

I love Harry Meat

by HarryMeatsSuperFan January 12, 2024

Meat Snorter

A).Someone who uses cocaine off a penis shaft. Synonymous with "hammer rails"
B).Somebody who smells male genitalia for Sexual pleasure. Synonymous with "cock sniffer "

" Oh man that chick asked me if she take a hammer rail, she's a total meat snorter"

"Bro I heard homie had to take a hammer rail in order to get his free bag. Yeah he's a total meat Snorter"

by Certifieddictionary February 3, 2023

Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

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by ElderCunny March 9, 2016

Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.

Look at the gopher meat!

by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017

meat duo

A Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza

Let's get pizza. Should I order a meat duo?

by pathwaygeo September 2, 2020