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Rimjob Secular

Rimjob Secular a description, of a speaker or writer who blindly supports political Islamists inspite of knowing the threat it possesses. They deleberately fake ignorance for selfish gains.

The word got popularity following large scale gold smuggling in India via rectum were intercepted. The summglers were people believed to be recruited by political Islamists to fund themselves.

Journalists and politicians mostly do rimjob secular activism for money, awards or other material benefits.

All Rimjob seculars are not motivated by money. Some do it for attention , as political islamists have good collectives and ecosystems to project anyone who supports them
The news anchor said, we won't report details of islamic terrorism because it will favour right wingers, typical rimjob secularism

I don't understand why he texts like an idiot supporting Islamist's victim card. Is he a rimjob secular?
by Wiston Parker March 17, 2023
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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
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percussion section

The part of the band that nobody cares about but has the HOTTEST girls in it (even hotter than the flute girls)

Also you get to bang on drums. Don't ever ask anybody to willingly play the xylophone. They won't
God, Roy! Look at those HOT girls next to those guys in the percussion section!
by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023
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0 seconds

The amount of time I waste in a week.
Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
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three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"
*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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Bell seck

by Titty sniffer June 12, 2023
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Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch
by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023
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