The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

Thotty All-Nighter

th- otty: aL- Knight-er
where middle school aged kids stay up all night and talk about their crushes and send their group chat thotty pics for approval before sending them to a guy. Normally consists of making fun of guy nudes, sending semi-nudes, and staying up until 4 am.

Me: Yo we should have a thotty all-nighter tonight.

Dannie: Bettt i’ll invite Mi

by lickmy_titties May 1, 2019

Time travel nights

Means you completely blacked out

“What happened last night at after the awards?” We had a time travel nights

by Johnnymeat August 29, 2019

citation-spelling nightmare

What a member of da "area's finest" --- especially one who never did too well in grammar-school --- finds himself faced with when trying to scribble out a summons-to-appear slip involving people/objects/locales with less-than-common names.

News flash --- Flustered MPs at da local naval-base encountered a major citation-spelling nightmare this evening when trying to write up a PECCARY who had committed da PECCADILLO of illegally entering da ARMORY and engaging in a PECKADILLO with an ARMADILLO dat it met there.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy

I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life

by Shira November 1, 2020

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB

A guy that came from MINNEAPOLIS and slapped the SHIT out of me on THE ROOM 16 SLING.

I did not realize he was in POST FARTUM DEPRESSION.

FUCK HARDER PRINCIPLE applied as just look down there.

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB as the way you slapped me around it was indicative of my PEDOPHILIA sales talk of the NIGHTCLUB in FEMALE CLOTHING.

When I FARTED on the SLING as YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB said we are done.

Now the FUCK SEARCHER is on for the PLOW THE BACK 40 as have to watch the split as they are out for YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB bloodletting ceremony and a FIST FUCKING .

by COME GET ASSHOLE May 12, 2021

my worst nightmare

teen pregnancy

i literally could not handle the pressure of my worst nightmare

by mmmmmmmmmmmj May 12, 2021