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removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash
The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

Pull a Jack 

Pull a Jack

A Jack is someone who has the ability to find and say something perverted for everything, even if it is totally unrelated to sex.
Can you not make sex jokes for just this one period because you always pull a Jack like that.
Pull a Jack by NoBullying,jk Idc January 17, 2019

Cooking With Jack 

Non existent. Don't search it up on youtube.
E - Do you guys wanna watch cooking with Jack?

D - ew no what the fuck
Cooking With Jack by Cheese/Cb April 7, 2022

Pulling a jack 

Pulling a jack is when you come in with the most freaking clutch in the whole freaking world.
Boy 1: did you see how he won the game no sweat
Boy 2: yea he’s so cracked at fortnight my guy
Boy 1: yea he won that game just in time
Boy 2: he must have been pulling a jack

My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there
"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"

tongue jack 

To stimulate sexually with one's tongue. Earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the RumblePig.
Dude, you nasty bitch! You tongue-jacked her shitbox?
tongue jack by larry beavers October 26, 2004