Red Solo Cup

Getting punched in the kidneys very hard but proceeding to jerk off while cupping your balls until completion with a mixture of blood and semen coming out

Dude I just red solo cupped my self but I think I need to go to the doctor.

by Bigglesmigglesthefiggles July 19, 2018

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

Captain Red Beard's Pearls

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!

Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!

by Big Poppa Xxxxxxxy March 31, 2009

where the red fern grows

Where a dog and a bitch die

I buried my dogs in where the red fern grows

by ImHell666 February 27, 2017

Red Hot Pussy Peppers

An alternative nickname for genital crabs

Yeah I heard she has Red Hot Pussy Peppers bro

by PussyPepperMan1234 March 26, 2021

bloody red-rag queef

A insult commonly used in a name calling competition meaning the accused is of the desent of a rag which has been defiled with a chunky bleeding red substance aquired from a queef

Rosie is a bloody red-rag queef

by Jason "10" Young February 10, 2009

Red Wing Bubble Gum

Associated with the act of getting your red wings, Red Wing Bubble gum is attained by going down on a woman during her period and chewing on the bloody clumps of uterine lining as though it were bubble gum.

My doctor recommended some Red Wing Bubble Gum for my iron deficiency.

I went down on my girlfriend and choked on her Red Wing Bubble Gum.

by Sex Doc 101 December 3, 2011