Cock Spasm

General Derogitory term for a retard or dumbass or jerk, or anyone else deserving a derogitory title

You hit my car you fucking cock spasm.

by Nex August 29, 2003

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Cock in the pooper

Verb (I think)- A term commonly used when you see/visualize an extremly hot female (paris hilton) and you have the urge to stick your penis (cock) into a females patootie (pooper)

Paris Hilton is so hot! Yes dude! I got her with cock in the pooper!

by Tyler November 12, 2004

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cock magic

In non-circumzised men without a hard on and probably a small dick. Rolling the foreskin on your dick inwardly all the way, the cock gets pushed back into the scrotum hiding it.

Henry: I pulled some cock magic on my girl last night, its like the new mangina

Ajay: Dude, thats fucked up why did you try that.

by Heat Bussa April 10, 2008

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An idiot. A girl who makes a guy achieve bonerdom, but will not participate in any jizz-inducing behavior. This is a dangerous game, and many cock-teases wind up with a bloody nose and a face full of spooge.

Cock-teases are almost as terrible as Republicans.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

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Cock Shop

A bar that typically has WAY more guys than girls. These are usually sports bars and the occasional pub.

OR

A bar that has way more male employees than female employees, but isn't a gay bar.

Maloney's is a total cock shop. I mean, there are like 15 girls and 40 guys there at any time. Lame!

by PrimePsion July 21, 2009

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cock block

to inuitate the blockage of a straight guy coming onto a lesbian and/or bi-sexual

so me and my girl Amy were at this party. I went to the bathroom and came out to find this asshole with Amy trying to act out what he thought she needed. At that point me and 3 of the other girls were there with with a cock block on his dick.

by Sempervirens July 13, 2009

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