cock chops

A word used to call someone, to represent them sucking cock.

oi cock chops, fuck off!

by Warreno7 July 31, 2005

Cock in the pooper

Verb (I think)- A term commonly used when you see/visualize an extremly hot female (paris hilton) and you have the urge to stick your penis (cock) into a females patootie (pooper)

Paris Hilton is so hot! Yes dude! I got her with cock in the pooper!

by Tyler November 12, 2004

cock smooch

One who is more interested in sealing the deal when trying to hook up and will do just about anything in his powers to achieve his goal as opposed to having a good time and getting wasted.

See (Insert Cock Smooch's Name Here) over there, it looks like he is drinking his beer, but he really isn't. What a fucking cock smooch.

by Rusty Gate May 13, 2005

dill cock

1. The opposite of a dill hole.

2. Another name for a dildo.

Most often used as an insult, for example:

That Thomas sure is a dill cock.

by Jules Winfield August 29, 2006

cock magic

In non-circumzised men without a hard on and probably a small dick. Rolling the foreskin on your dick inwardly all the way, the cock gets pushed back into the scrotum hiding it.

Henry: I pulled some cock magic on my girl last night, its like the new mangina

Ajay: Dude, thats fucked up why did you try that.

by Heat Bussa April 10, 2008

cock-tease

An idiot. A girl who makes a guy achieve bonerdom, but will not participate in any jizz-inducing behavior. This is a dangerous game, and many cock-teases wind up with a bloody nose and a face full of spooge.

Cock-teases are almost as terrible as Republicans.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

cock-bang

when someone is the equivalent of banging your cock into something and the pain that ensues.

"fuck, bob is being a real cock-bang today."

by x PolloDiablo x April 13, 2010