Philly Cheese Steak 

When u jizz in your hand then wipe it on your pubes and then the girl licks it off

I think the girl liked the philly cheese steak i just gave her.

Philly Cheese Steak by Tim the cool cat November 11, 2006

noob cheese 

A slightly more hilarious variation on noob (which is the leet version of the term newbie).

The meaning also extends to those who lack common sense, computer know-how, and/or basic intelligence.

Bob: "How do you turn it on?"
Jeff: "Don't be such a noob cheese, press the power button!"

noob cheese by Lynn August 14, 2006

frumunda cheese 

if you don't clean the head of your dick for a while, you will notice a sticky, smelly, greasy, white residue, known as frumunda cheese

"I had a friend who died from a really bad case of frumunda cheese. God rest his soul."

frumunda cheese by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

Poop Cheese

noun: Cheese that does not get digested then is later pooped out. Slightly comparable to runny fecal matter. Capable of resale for a profit.

Nate, your face looks like poop cheese

Poop Cheese by Monsieur Gary November 26, 2010

Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese 

(also Back Alley Mac 'n' Cheese)

Burnt Mac and Cheese; despite its somewhat unpleasing texture, it's still crazy delicious.

I hadn't made Mac 'n' Cheese in a long time so I accidentally ended up with Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese.

Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese by Back Alley Bernie December 14, 2008

Poo Cheese

The smell excreted from the under-roles of an overweight person, usually male, trying to squeeze out a large, Voluptuous particle of human feces in the residence and arena of a toilet area or carier.

In other words...

What you smell when fat sweaty people are shitting. (example 1)

OR

When fat people sweat alot...(example 2)

(example 1) "I meandured into the restroom and there was a strong essance of Poo Cheese that quickly enticed my gag replexes to vomit a little in my mouth arena"

example2) "Sean sat on me today" "i know there was an essance of POO CHEESE, i had to leave"

Poo Cheese by Jakeypoo Waddles December 10, 2008

Spooge Cheese 

When one holds Kraft Cheese Powder in one's mouth and a male ejaculates directly into one's mouth thus transforming the powder into yummylicious cheese which can be consumed at one's own discretion.

I should throw some macaroni in with that spooge cheese.

Spooge Cheese by Nickoliii September 3, 2008