Guy #1: Dude, you want to play Cod Mod 3?"
Guy #2: Huh?
Guy #1: I said do you want to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?
Guy #2: Huh?
Guy #1: I said do you want to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?
by TriumphantUnderdog July 10, 2012

by Tirsav January 2, 2022

thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?
me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?
me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why
by adorable6d September 23, 2020

When you're really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bored
you: wow i'm bored
you also: '"1!2@3#4$5%6¨7&8*9(0)qwertyuiop´`{asdfghjklç~^}\|zxcvbnm,<.>;:/?¹²³£¢¬§ªº°
you also: '"1!2@3#4$5%6¨7&8*9(0)qwertyuiop´`{asdfghjklç~^}\|zxcvbnm,<.>;:/?¹²³£¢¬§ªº°
by my completely real name September 26, 2022

Hym "3 word blasphemy, let's go! 'You're not God (Jew).' The Jew is implied and, therefore, does not count as a fourth word. 'You're not Hym.' Enough to make a grown man cry. 'God is Evil.' He can genocide as much as he wants. 'Porn is Good.' Sex is only ok if she's kind of your sister and if they see you only fucking the fat cocks the jig is up! "Derka derka derka" NEVER say this! It isn't fun or funny to say it. Don't do it! 'Where's my super-suit!?" That's 2 movie references. We have to stop. 'Fat cock dictatorship' Shhh! You're not supposed to notice! 'God was right.' You're all inherently bad. Thank you Urban Dictionary I was running out of blasphemy. 'Death Note Sucks.' You're a Goddamn liar! Take it back! Take it back! I'll murder your family! 'God is Dead' probably the thing that drove Nietzsche insane. Let's see... How about... 'If THAT GUY actually makes A.I. I will let him
✌️✊️✌️Breed✌️✊️✌️ me 🤢' It's not 3 words but I will bet you 1 billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT EXACT INTERACTION has happened! To completion bitch! You're a clever girl. That bet was a win-win for you. Ummmm, Yeah... Running out of characters. I might make this a segment..."
✌️✊️✌️Breed✌️✊️✌️ me 🤢' It's not 3 words but I will bet you 1 billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT EXACT INTERACTION has happened! To completion bitch! You're a clever girl. That bet was a win-win for you. Ummmm, Yeah... Running out of characters. I might make this a segment..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

by user69696952336 October 8, 2022

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard
Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM
Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD
Person 2 how big is it
Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 2 ya
Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)
Person 2 gyad damnnnn
Person 1 ikr. so small
Person 2 the fuck
Person 1 ya only half the size of mine
Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)
Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD
Person 2 how big is it
Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 2 ya
Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)
Person 2 gyad damnnnn
Person 1 ikr. so small
Person 2 the fuck
Person 1 ya only half the size of mine
Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)
by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024
