A one who can out pizza the hut, and likes to sleep. He also enjoys food and classical music while working out or even discord moderating. He is known to be very very tall and is often very nice and charismatic to people. It’s also common for him to be in the wild place known as “skool” or even drinking a nice box of apple juice.
by Fortnitjoez November 21, 2021
Get the Johnmug. John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like josh rice who has no clue who he is.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the John Walkermug. A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.
Avoid at all costs.
by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025
Get the Johnmug. a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.
by younggayone October 6, 2019
Get the john michaelmug. 
I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.
by chillydayswarmnights June 3, 2024
Get the John afmug. by class_of_2026_is_the_best February 22, 2021
Get the John Cenamug.