by TheNewLegion September 18, 2021
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I was having a nice day until the Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General.
Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.
Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.
by Untheoreticaly September 19, 2021
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Bruh why is he such a Cringe Duck Man all of the time? He gains nothing fron it.
Yeah man, a Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General, not pog right?
Yeah man, a Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General, not pog right?
by Untheoreticaly September 20, 2021
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live many treacherous creatures out there that want
your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a
weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted
mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute
Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a
Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan
when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human
beings. Observing our kind through controlled
experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while
distracted with something the humans called "cute"
they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored
almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact
that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson
had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that
Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of
currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this
the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop
owners with his children and then take whatever he
thought was needed. His followers in the Americas
were able to work the original purpose of the Cute
Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the
unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently
mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the
parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and
beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there
other many bird relatives, including their rivals the
power hungry geese.
live many treacherous creatures out there that want
your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a
weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted
mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute
Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a
Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan
when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human
beings. Observing our kind through controlled
experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while
distracted with something the humans called "cute"
they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored
almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact
that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson
had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that
Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of
currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this
the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop
owners with his children and then take whatever he
thought was needed. His followers in the Americas
were able to work the original purpose of the Cute
Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the
unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently
mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the
parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and
beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there
other many bird relatives, including their rivals the
power hungry geese.
“Aww look at those cute ducklings”
“be careful around them or else they’ll pull a cute duckling scam on you
“be careful around them or else they’ll pull a cute duckling scam on you
by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021
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by Cupids harlem October 9, 2021
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by TheOGChief October 17, 2021
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Admiral buck Scott would enjoy being a Donald duckold only on the most special occasions.
"Sheila have you seen my Donald the duck costume? You know I want to be a Donald duckold."
"Sheila have you seen my Donald the duck costume? You know I want to be a Donald duckold."
by Lord Douche November 23, 2021
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