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Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.
Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.
by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022
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Isaiah john

He's cute , he zesses plenty n he does fuck rel ting🔥
by Lsjsnsn October 19, 2019
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John Danniel

John Danniel, the best person alive. He’s an incredibly empathetic and generous person, always putting others before himself. He cares so much about the people he loves that he shows it in every little gesture. He’s strong and has matured a lot over time, facing his challenges bravely and coming out on top. He’s so considerate that he is always looking out for others, trying his best in everything he does to make those around him happy.

Despite his own struggles and sometimes worrying too much about things, he never gives up. He has a huge heart and an immense capacity to care for and love people. His dedication and determination are truly inspiring, and the way he is makes everyone who knows him value and adore him immensely.

In short, John Danniel’s an incredibly special person, full of admirable qualities and with a love and warmth that deeply touches the lives of those who are lucky to know him.
I am truly grateful to have John Danniel in my life.
by xoxo muak July 27, 2024
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John Brandon

John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”

Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”

Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
by Hoistupthe102 April 24, 2022
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

John Fitzgerald Kennedy got assasinated for a reason
by Anttonedodeson March 2, 2025
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John Balor

John Balor debuted in ERW in late April, John's debut match was against Montez Ford, sadly, he did not win. John Balor would quickly get a Orbital Championship match, but lost also. John came moments away from becoming Atlantic Champion but failed again. John's a big underdog, he will face Tyler Raise at Backlash, this Thursday!
Person 1: No!! John Balor was so close to winning the Atlantic title
Person 2: Dang
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 23, 2021
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John

A goddamn bully, doesn’t like Apple products and is a lover of fried chicken
Everyone needs a John in their lives
by Roobee11 August 4, 2020
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