After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 09, 2024
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a joke no legs? Ground Joe beef
-TayTay
-TayTay
by ForTheBoysUnited November 20, 2020
When a mans penis is soft and the girl gives him a blowjob and goes all the way down. (Sticking his whole penis in her mouth.)
by xDeedee July 24, 2009
friend: “oh hell nah” *picture of billie joe armstrong in some green jello with the caption “oh hell nah”*
me: “oh hell no they put binglejerry joe in the green jello!”
me: “oh hell no they put binglejerry joe in the green jello!”
by trecoolsbiggestdrider December 21, 2024
A women of the looser variety who's inclined to keep company with many different men in the armed forces. Especially Marines.
Person 1: "There's Meg. Wasn't she with a Navy guy last week? She must have a thing for guys in uniform"
Person 2: "Yeah she's a Joe Jumper. She's dating a Marine now."
Person 1: "Yeah those Joe Jumpers sure do love seamen."
Person 2: "Yeah she's a Joe Jumper. She's dating a Marine now."
Person 1: "Yeah those Joe Jumpers sure do love seamen."
by restone 2380 July 18, 2010
by Joeishere November 25, 2021
A noun referring to someone that has the construct of a MILF. Joe Dasgin is a MILF from the Bourneville area. This title could also be used for a super MILF
Oh my god, look at that Joe Dasgin
by Bitshit Gate September 12, 2023