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sex pool

1. A place on a coed prep school campus were students of the opposite sexes go for extralegal sexual activity. The area's original use has now long since been forgotten and is now considered a disgusting place were one in their right mind would ever visit unless they were going to preform extralegal sexual activities.
Theo- Hey Loren, The Rock gardens fucking disgusting
Loren- Yea, everyone just goes there to have sex.
Theo- Yea its a sex-pool, and the rock garden club just planted moss there so that its fucking soft on the rocks... perfect for sex
Loren- Hahah sex pool... sounds like cess pool... AND BOTH ARE DISGUSTING!!!!
Theo- true true.... j0 lets put it on urbandictionary.com!
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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sex addict

se7en from brokencyde is a sex addict.
by fobthesheep June 14, 2009
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sex-pie

slang for "ry-ry sex-pie". it is a deliciously and devilishly handsome young man who fails to realise his impact on the female population. modest. often unable to accept when others call him handsome, attractive and sexual. bordering on shy. this man needs to be appreciated and adored. best provided by a "sex-wee"
a female observing this fine creature : "wow! that's one SEX-PIE!!"
by lazy bones July 29, 2006
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man sex

when two dick gnomes meet in a dark alley
they met to have man sex behind jordan's house
by Anonymous May 2, 2003
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sex me

A strip-tease game where you gain points by saying "Sex Me" at every car you see with a headlight or a fog light burned out faster than the person(s) you are playing against.

--Seeing a fog AND headlight out is worth double points.
--Seeing a car who is pulled over with above criteria is an instant win (i.e. infinite points) for the person who called it the quickest.

Each point is worth one garment to be removed from your opponent at a later time.
-"Sex ME!"
-"Aww damn, that's your 5th point...I'm running out of clothes..."

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-"They got pulled over...nice"
-"I win!!! haha SEX ME!"
-"damn...forgot to call it."
by losingfast October 20, 2009
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oral sex

The erotic spoken portion of sex, when sex partners express sounds, grunts, words, phrases or questions. The volume can range from whispers to screams. Just about anything that is said during sex can be considered oral sex.

These utterances usually are expressions of pleasure or commands to do a certain act.

Oral sex usually contains the word "fuck", but "shit" is also popular.

Oral sex falls into four categories: general fuck expressions, expressions of pleasure, commands and questions.

1. (general fuck expressions)
Fuck me!
Fuck me harder!
Shit yeah!
Fuck it!
Fuck yeah!
It feels so (fucking) good!
Shit! or Shiiiiiiit!
etc.

2. (grunts/expressions of pleasure)
Oh
Ah
Uu
Uh
Mm
Ya
Oh Yeah!
etc.

3. (commands)
Suck that (fucking) dick/cock!
Lick (suck) my (fucking) balls!
Get it all!
Right there!
Fuck my hole!
Harder!
Open that (fucking) pussy!
Give me that (fucking) pussy!
Fuck my dick/cock!
Pull my hair!
Suck my tits!
Pinch my nipples!
Sit on that (fucking) dick/cock!
Jerk that dick (cock)etc.
etc.

4. (questions)
You like that (fucking) dick/cock?
You like that tight (fucking) pussy?
You like that shit, baby?
You like sucking that big (fucking) dick/cock?
You want that (fucking) cum in your mouth? (on your tits/face)?
etc.
1. She gave me fantastic oral sex, but probably not the kind you're thinking of.

2. Her oral sex was so loud, I thought it would wake the neighbors!
by bjmike January 26, 2010
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Sex story

I got home from work and my girlfriend Kesha was butt naked "hon I look sexy as hell" I said.
"I want to fuck u" Then she ripped off my shirt and pants all that was left was a red bra and a red thong she slowly ripped off my bra and played with my HUGE tits bitting my nipples. Next she ripped off my thong and stuck her tongue up my pussy "Your gunna make me cum." White cum shot in her mouth."My turn" I said I get a fake dick and stick it up my pussy and then stick it in her pussy. Then I buried my face in her medium sized tits and slept in 69
That's a sex story 4 u
by mommyyyyyyxdadyyyyyy July 4, 2022
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